Although the lack of updates lately may seem careless, even rude, I assure you it was with every good intention. You see, now I’ve separated all those who really care from the pretenders – the cream from the fat, as it were. (I really hope there is in fact some cream left to read this).
For all the diehards, here are a few stories as a reward. I’ve pretty much given up trying to give a comprehensive account of my time down here – I’d like to use the excuse of the whole post modern thing about the futility of trying to accurately recount past experiences, but it turns out I’m just lazy. So, if you want a more holistic review of how we’ve spent our time down here, check out Liz’s blog (http://lizcapetown.wordpress.com/). Until then, enjoy a few good yarns from the past month or so…
- Our group was driving around on Safari in Krugger National Park when we heard over the CV Radio “Does anyone have a Michael Ziegler in their vehicle?” I quickly cycled through the list of park rules I could have broken, and outside of stealing a baby giraffe, couldn’t think of any. In the clear, I relaxed. “Yes, he’s in our car”, our guide replied. “Well, it appears some monkeys have made off with his credit card… I don’t believe any charges have been made.” Apparently, my credit card had fallen out of my pocket and somewhere along the line some monkeys had run off with it. Luckily, no large transactions involving bananas were made. However, it appears they didn’t have any trouble passing for my photo I.D…
About a month ago a section of Table Mountain named Devil’s Peak caught fire. The cause was unknown, and unfortunately there was one casualty. Devil’s Peak is just a couple miles from our house, and can be seen quite clearly. When we heard news of the fire, a few of us climbed up onto the roof. The view was unreal. The entire mountainside was just crawling with bright red flames. Straight up Pride Lands after Scar takes over (reference, Lion King).
As part of our midsemester trip we went into the rural regions of South Africa. We stopped by a farm to have a look at some cows. There was a particularly pregnant cow that was about to go into labor, but the farmer thought its calf would be a stillborn. This would be a very sad thing, as there was a family with 3 kids also watching intently. I watched the farmer reach in and pull out the baby calf. The mother’s cows eyes were like grapefruits – totally understandable, given the circumstances. The farmer took the just born calf and did something bizarre… he grabbed it by its front two legs and started swinging it around in big circles, then laid it on the ground and started slapping its side (he was getting air into the calf’s lungs). He stood back, and with our bated breath, we watched the calf take its first. “The baby’s alive!” the kids said. The farmer, with no credence to the miracle he had just performed, simply said “Male.”, shrugged his shoulders, and walked away. This left room for the mother cow to come and lick her baby clean. It was so beautiful. It was also great to hear all of it being explained to the kids… “What’s that mommy?” – “Sweetie, that’s the after birth” – “Ohhh, the af-ter-birth!”
I was at an Afrikaner Arts Festival (Afrikaners are the white South African who speak Afrikaans and have Dutch heritage), and was walking back to my tent to go to sleep after a bust of a night. There was a guy throwing rocks into the river. This was exactly what I wanted to do at that moment. I went over and asked him if I could join, and he shrugged his shoulders and made room. We were both throwing rocks into the river when someone yelled at us in Afrikaans from across the river. Without saying anything, my friend went back to the food stand he was working at, and so I dropped my rocks and continued walking back to my tent. About 2 minutes later, I heard someone run up behind me and put their hand on my shoulder. It was the guy who had yelled at us from across the river. Now, he continued his yelling, but with no river between. He was still yelling in Afrikaans, as he thought I was an Afrikaner. When I told him I only spoke English, he became extremely frustrated. After a few exasperated sighs, he kept on in Afrikaans, knowing full well it was not getting through to me. A laughing bystander explained the situation to both of us… He was a security guard who did not want me throwing rocks, and I was an American who was sorry that I had. We ended the encounter by shaking hands – he, still lecturing me in a frustrated foreign language, and me, finding all of this very amusing.
Here is a story that is not mine – In fact it is maybe one hundred times older than me. This is a story from a Northern South African tribe about the constellation known as Orion in the states. Here is a diagram of Orion, in case you forgot…


If you can see it, here is a bit of scene setting before the action… The three main stars of Orion’s Belts are actually 3 zebras. The bright star up and to the left of the belt is a lion. The bright star up and to the right of the belt is a hunter. The bright cluster of stars towards the top of the image between the lion and the hunter are 7 wives. And finally, the diagonal line of stars just below Orion’s belt is an arrow. Now, for the story… The hunter promised his 7 wives a huge fest. He set off with his bow and arrow to hunt zebra. He saw 3 zebra, and shot at them with an arrow. He missed, and the arrow landed just beyond the zebra. He wanted to go pick up the arrow, but could not, as there was a lion hunting the same zebra. He also could not return to his 7 wives, for he had no meat. Thus, he was stuck at that place in the sky, for ever and ever.
Alright, well I hope you enjoyed story time. I made myself sleepy, and am off to bed.
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